Death Row

It it my opinion that we should utilize those on death row to be sent overseas before using our young men and women; let them stay at home with their families and send those who are going to die anyway.  Where is the harm in that?  At least that way, they can really go out fighting!

My tax dollars are still being spent, at least this way it is two-fold.  More people can stay home longer, and those on death row won't be rotting in a cell but doing something useful.  While I am at it, if you have a bid for at least 2 or more years- send them to the army or some armed forces.  If 2 years seems steep, I will be happy with at least 5 + year bid.  So, without question, life inprisonment is automatic armed forces.

Just my Opinion

Jail: Who's Next?

     What is the new popularity?  Going 2 Jail.  When did this become the fashion?  First, T.I., then lil wayne, lil boostsie, and now gucci mane!  What does this prove other than you don't like making money, taking care of your family, and your job and all the lavish perks that come along with it.  Why are you buying guns?  Don't you have enough trouble?  Isn't that the lifestyle you were trying to get out of so you started rapping and ACTUALLY made it?  What's wrong wit chu?

When I'm a millionaire, the last thing I'm going to do is buy and carry large amounts of drugs on my person, as well as, purchase illegal guns.  That's just to start.

My humble opinion.

Lonely People

For all of you lonely people who need help getting a man or a woman, check this out.  Hopefully, you can get one by the holiday.

www.videoforward.com/video.php?video=2937 how to get a woman

www.videoforward.com/video.php?video=2935 how to get a man

Now, that you got one, here is how to kiss,
www.videoforward.com/video.php?video=2970

Before you get adventurous with a pole, now that I have helped you get somebody, check this out before you attempt any moves.  This is not sexy!
www.videoforward.com/video.php?video=2376

just my opinion

Whatever Works

A Movie Review:

Whatever Works with Larry David is a timeless hysterical piece which in my humble opinion everyone should see. It also reminds us how a single choice in life can effect numerous people we may not directly know.

So, if you want to laugh, go rent the movie.

just my opinion

Holidays and Black Friday

I'm already tired from the holidays and I have not cooked one thing or bought one Christmas present. Black Friday is all about me and what I want. Everyone else can wait. I not gonna worry about other folks this time. They are going to get what they want but after I get mine.

Why do we work ourselves up every year to entertain the same people, same stories, and same food. Where is the appeal. Some of the people you see all the time, others you can't stand. Why spend time with those you can't stand on one of your only days (paid) off? Senseless.

I'm just saying

Babies and Language

When does baby stuff stop being cute. At what moment does poo become CRAP or a DONK. When does spittle become PUKE or CHUNKS. When does spending money because they grow so fast become uncute. What is that moment when you say, "NO, no that is not cute!" and mean it?

When does gurgles and cooing become "Talk Baby!"

And why is it we know what each cry and moan is every turn and smile. Can we live like this as adults and just give looks, hand jestures, and laughs all day to communicate. Are we actually going to take the time for that NO!

What am I saying? Babies have it good, especially those still incubating in the womb; they don't have to worry about temperature change, is it going to rain, Oh here comes this one in my face, don't hold me up . . .
It just chills, stays clean, and craps and urinates at will with no clean-up to worry about. That is the life and I think I might miss it.

Just my opinion

Laughter makes you live longer!

If laughter makes you live longer does frowning, bitterness, and anger make you die sooner? What does a recluse laugh at? Are all angry women and road ragers taking 15 years off their life? If so, here's a little someithing to help try and balance it out!

http://videoforward.com/video.php?video=1937
http://videoforward.com/video.php?video=1460
http://videoforward.com/video.php?video=1506
http://videoforward.com/video.php?video=1507

This is sure to put a few extra years on!

Just my opinion.

Smell

What are the worst smells ever?!

3 Day old vomit!

Chunky milk in the sun.
Crap, especially old wet crap.

Wet Farts

Skunks

When the person next to you breath smells like wolf pussy.
(Don't ask how I know this smell)

Port-o-potties!

Obesity

Is there really a big deal about obesity? In my humble opinion, I think not. Why? MONEY. There's money in fat people. Diets, diet schemes, and pharmeceutical companies and organizations would be out of billions of money. Who is going to make money out of thin people eating leaves and granola? Money is in fat, liposuction and tummy tucks.

Honestly, we all love fat people, when they laugh and fall, even how big their under clothes are. I admit, it is WRONG, but I laugh.

Who doesn't love Santa?

Just my opinion.

What is it About Military men?

What is it about military men? Is it the uniform, they are unattainable, security of safety because if someone steps to you wrong you believe he can kill them in 3 seconds flat. It has to be more than that or a uniform. What fantasies are running rampant in that mind?

Just asking and stating my opinion

Pluto and Mickey

What's up with Mickey? He does not believe anything Pluto has to say. He meets some chipmunks and all of a sudden Pluto is CRAP! Why is Pluto getting slighted, and why is he the only animal that can't speak?

Goofy can speak and he is dog who has been married to a cow-within constitutional rights but a human! Are we encouraging beastiality? And why is Mickey a black mouse with white face, if it were the other way around, people would be talking.

Just my opinion.

Curious George and The Man in the big Yellow Hat!

What's up with curious George? He is a naughty little monkey. Why does the man in the big yellow hat not have a name. Why is he decked out in an all yellow tight outfit? Is it to symbolize a banana to keep the naughty monkey near, and why does he want to him keep?

Padington Bear
Who wants him eating molasses all day. He is useless like George!

Just my opinion.

Songtress and T.I.

Where are all the chantreusses at. All I hear are hit makers. Yes, there is Mariah but where is Toni, Jill-other than on HBO, Laura Izibor, and Sullivan? I do not think there is enough air play during the day. In the middle of rush hour back to back bumper to bumper I do not need to hear DMX what's my name; I'm already frustrated! Cool me down with some Robin Thicke, who I do not believe gets the air play he should.

Rap
I need T.I. back in the rap game. He doesn't just rhyme words to get to the next point; is words are poignant and one is able to relate to it in some fashion. Even if you do not know what a trap is, like myself, you can relate it to in your work environment or a general hater. He has something for every occassion and situation in life. All though I believe there is a song for everything, and that a person could speak in lyrics all day and maintain a logical conversion (but that is a side note and you would have to know a lot of songs).
Back on topic, Somebody does not like you, set U or your boy, or girl up, misuing information or mistrust. Even my mother wants T.I. back. I know you don't know her, but she listens to Water Colors and Smooth Jazz. This is serious! Am I the only one who misses T.I.?

Just my opinion

Insurance on tongues

While traveling the internet, as I usually do, I came across something quite peculiar, a split tongue. Weird yet very intriguing. How does one go about making that decision and following through on it. Where do you go for that sort of thing. Both tongues can even move independently of each other. Just thought I would share some of the peculiar things I happen across. If you have never seen such a thing as I, here is where you can take a gander and be quite impressed!!!
http://videoforward.com/video.php?video=1522
If that is not enough, PLEASE tell me what this is http://videoforward.com/video.php?video=1489

Death of the Toy Store.

Where are all the toy stores? KB, Children's Palace, Kiddie City? I even have a hard time finding a Toys R us. I can find a store for paintballing, guns, candy, clothes, shoes, cigars, electronics, bikes, scuba gear, boating, but what all children need, and parents, (to get kids out of their hair), a toy store.
Are children no longer playing with toys or am I so far out of the loop that I don't know what I am talking about? Like video killed the radio star (and I am dating myself) did online gaming and game consoles kill and uterly destroy toys and outside for that matter. When was the last time you saw someone play hopscotch, ride a bike, marlbes, jax, four-square, or jump rope. And when did the hoola hoop become exercise equipment?!

Am I getting old or have I become Rip Vanwinkle and the world has continued without me, but I do know how to work a computer!

just sayin

Coffee or Tea?

Why is there only coffee or tea drinkers? No one ever says, "No, I am a hot chocolate drinker." The same even applies to juice. Orange or Apple. Why are there only two choice, such a demarcation, such black and white with no grey.
Another example is cat and dog. Where are the snake and bird lovers or even ferrets. I believe we should start attempting to place a third option.

just my opinion.

getting others to do it

Why is it when something is totally disgusting we say, "Ehh! This is gross/nasty/horrible! Taste it.

How come when we say don't, we do. Don't look down. Don't touch. Don't look at the sun! Duck!

Is it that we must have a taboo or longing to go against authority no matter how minor the infraction? I don't know.

Why?

Why do we look at our house when we pass by?

Why do we shake our heads before we eat or drink something on or a little after the expiration date?

And why in the world does "ph" make the "f" sound?

The feel of the day

The feel of the day is like the ocean waves. You have to ride it out but hopefully you know how to manipulate it!